I hate April Fool’s day. It irritates me. The deliberate falsehoods, the blaming the victim for falling to outright lies, the deception. The effort it takes to pull it all off.
It just really chaps my rear. Thus nothing yesterday, and I’m still on strike today.
(The bastards got me)
I hate it when my rear chaps!
Does it happen so often?
Methinks, yes…